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World Famous D_nna's Ranch

Wells, Nevada. Truckers, husbands and Mormons, welcome. Especially ones wearing shirts that say SL, UT.

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Cum One Cum All

Bella's Gentlemen's Club. Wells, Nevada. Truckers, husbands, and Mormons welcome.

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What Swells in Wells...

...Stays in Wells. Bella's Gentlemen's Club. Wells, Nevada. Truckers, husbands, Mormons, welcome.

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Southside Turf

3XS / Silver State Sureno turf. Humboldt River pedestrian bridge. Elko, Nevada.

[Shot through a crap $10 Zeikos wide-angle lens extension I found on eBay.]

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Diddle Me This

Just a lil' D&D by night. Not so great for 31st birthdays.

Can of Bud Lite costs $5. Cans of a different sort cost much, much more.

[Shot through a crap $10 Zeikos wide-angle lens extension I found on eBay.]

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The Fabled Star

Best Basque food in town. They also still board Basque sheepherders, who occupy threadbare rooms, share a communal bathroom, and eat somewhere sequestered in the back when they're not off running sheep. Elko, NV.

[Shot through a crap $10 Zeikos wide-angle lens extension I found on eBay.]

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Just Say NO

Stewpid Liberallllzzzz! Elko, NV.

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Bad Bear

Commercial Casino. Elko, Nevada. Home of White King, the alleged largest polar bear ever kilt by man.

From Hunter S. Thompson's "Fear And Loathing In Elko", Rolling Stone #622, January 1992:

We entered the hotel through the Casino entrance. The Judge seemed calm and focused until we rounded the corner and came face to face with an eleven-foot polar bear standing on its hind legs, ready to pounce. The Judge turned to jelly at the sight of it. "I've had enough of this goddamn beast," he shouted." It doesn't belong here. We should blow its head off."

I took him by the arm "Calm down, Judge," I told him. "That's White King. He's been dead for about thirty-three years." ... Read More

[**The Judge of course being one Clarence Thomas**]
www.textfiles.com/politics/elko

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TheOtherRiver

A snowy riverbank in Elko, NV.

Shot on a Pentax Sp1000 with P3200.
Hence the grain.

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Mapes Cowboys, Wide Edition

Used to form the "M" of the Mapes Hotel, along the Truckee River in Reno. Born in 1947, died in 2000. The Mapes had the distinction of being the "first skyscraper built in the western United States following World War II," as well as the place where Marilyn Monroe, Clark Gable, Frank Sinatra and pals all fornicated and snorted cocaine out of each other's hindquarters. The Mapes Cowboys currently reside in the Western Folklife Center in Elko, on loan from Will Durham, who owns a heap of other classic Nevada neon.

[NOTICE: Fuzziness, iris corners, washed out color, and fisheye come from a crap Zeikos wide-angle lens extension I got on eBay, not from post-processing. I think that's why it was $10, but I kind of like it.]

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Power

As one Mr. David Low once spoke, someone needs to fork over the cash and turn this place into a brewery.

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Just Say NO

Stewpid Liberallllzzzz! Elko, NV.

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Poker Slots Bar

Downtown Elko, Nevada.

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White Queen

Womannequin opposite the Commercial Casino. Elko, Nevada. Home of White King, the alleged largest polar bear ever kilt by man.

From Hunter S. Thompson's "Fear And Loathing In Elko", Rolling Stone #622, January 1992:

We entered the hotel through the Casino entrance. The Judge seemed calm and focused until we rounded the corner and came face to face with an eleven-foot polar bear standing on its hind legs, ready to pounce. The Judge turned to jelly at the sight of it. "I've had enough of this goddamn beast," he shouted." It doesn't belong here. We should blow its head off."

I took him by the arm "Calm down, Judge," I told him. "That's White King. He's been dead for about thirty-three years." ... Read More

[**The Judge of course being one Clarence Thomas**]
www.textfiles.com/politics/elko

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White King

Commercial Casino. Elko, Nevada. Home of White King, the alleged largest polar bear ever kilt by man.

From Hunter S. Thompson's "Fear And Loathing In Elko", Rolling Stone #622, January 1992:

We entered the hotel through the Casino entrance. The Judge seemed calm and focused until we rounded the corner and came face to face with an eleven-foot polar bear standing on its hind legs, ready to pounce. The Judge turned to jelly at the sight of it. "I've had enough of this goddamn beast," he shouted." It doesn't belong here. We should blow its head off."

I took him by the arm "Calm down, Judge," I told him. "That's White King. He's been dead for about thirty-three years."

[**The Judge of course being one Clarence Thomas**]
www.textfiles.com/politics/elko

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Open Office

The Office. Former post office, current lounge. Downtown Elko, Nevada.

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Nevada

Commercial Casino. Elko, Nevada. Home of White King, the alleged largest polar bear ever kilt by man.

From Hunter S. Thompson's "Fear And Loathing In Elko", Rolling Stone #622, January 1992:

We entered the hotel through the Casino entrance. The Judge seemed calm and focused until we rounded the corner and came face to face with an eleven-foot polar bear standing on its hind legs, ready to pounce. The Judge turned to jelly at the sight of it. "I've had enough of this goddamn beast," he shouted." It doesn't belong here. We should blow its head off."

I took him by the arm "Calm down, Judge," I told him. "That's White King. He's been dead for about thirty-three years." ... Read More

[**The Judge of course being one Clarence Thomas**]
www.textfiles.com/politics/elko

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Karaoke Capital of Elko

The Tiki Hut. Good place to be. Downtown Elko, Nevada. Open 24 hours.

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The Ol' Knifin' Bar, et al.

Bar row, downtown Elko, Nevada.

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